so much bad beer

pokedexentry666:

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

looks like my competition is low~~*

hear hear

gonna fucking blaze in every single room.

My mom just asked me if Bruno Mars had down syndrome

Having to open all the windows in my room to air out the weed smell, its -12 °C. Its been 30 mins and I can no longer feel my left pinky toe.

It’s your birth day tomorrow and I’m really tempted to call you like old times at 12:00 to be the first to wish you happy birthday, but we haven’t spoken in years and it would probably be awkward to just call out of the blue like that. I saw you last October at that Babylon club Halloween bash, but you were with a bunch of people and looked really happy so i didn’t think we would really talk, which was what I wanted to do, and tell you how amazing you looked and how i missed you so much. I swear i think about you every day, replay our moments together over and over again. I know i dont know you anymore but i remember every detail of the person you were how you made me feel like i was the only one who mattered and as long as we had each other everything would be ok. ive never felt that way since with anyone. Do you even remember my favorite colour? I know there is little to no chance of us ever working out in the future so you may find me futile but id really like to have you back in my life in some way, im willing to work from the ground up if i have to. im pretty sure im not going to email you this, but id really like to hear from you sometime. always the best i ever had