Salubrious Irksome Geezer

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Dakota Skye: I choose to be alone. I choose to jump face first; to not just kick back and enjoy the ride. I choose neither my future nor my past, but my present, my now.

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wow fucked up that last post, cant even fucking read a single letter tuhbrbfuvrgfutb5vuydsxs3wcsvguht

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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

Sofia Vergara:
BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL
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